FROM AI-POWERED APPLIANCES TO ARTISAN CRAFTED ACCENT PIECES, THESE ELEVATED HOME FINDS OFFER QUIET MOMENTS OF LUXURY

BY AMANDA MCCOY

GE PROFILE SMART INDOOR SMOKER

Springtime weather in the Northeast is notoriously capricious; one day it’s sunny and warm, then the next you’re being accosted by a multi-day marathon of freezing rain. GE’s latest offering in its top-end Profile series (displayed at this year’s CES in Vegas) offers melt-in-your-mouth BBQ in even the gloomiest of forecasts. Sleek and compact, the electric smoker uses an Active Smoke Filtration system to turn real-wood smoke into warm air to slowly stew anything from smoked brisket and pork butt to salmon, vegetables, and specialty cocktail ingredients. $1,000

LG SIGNATURE OLED T TRANSPARENT 4K TV

While streaming the latest episode of The Bear, it appears like any other 4K TV, but when powered off, LG’s latest high definition screen becomes nearly invisible, blending into its background. Kick off ambiance mode with the Always On Display feature, boasting a rotating show of photos or art that seem to dance in the air. LG’s Zero Connect Box allows for seamless transition of audio and video without wires, while the Alpha 11 AI processor guarantees crisp and clean picture quality. Price TBA.

LAUNDRY SAUCE BOUJEE LAUNDRY DETERGENT PODS

The world’s leading perfumers were tapped to craft luxury scents not for your skin, but for your wide-leg jeans. These artisanal laundry pods are packed with potent stain-fighting enzymes along with exotic fragrances like Alaskan cedarwood, soft musk, French saffron, Indonesian patchouli, and more, yielding clothes that are as fresh and aromatic as they are crisp and clean. Like a designer perfume, the fragrances are subtle yet complex; think top notes of eucalyptus and bergamot followed by mid notes of Australian sandalwood. $25

BARSYS 360 COCKTAIL MACHINE

The home cocktail machine isn’t a novel concept, but this AI-powered version takes one step closer to becoming your trusty neighborhood bartender by learning your tastes and preferences over time to craft your perfect libation (sans bar tab). The corresponding Barys app features a menu with hundreds of mixologist-curated drinks, from classics like Manhattans and mules to deep cuts like a penicillin. Simply press a button, and within minutes you’ll be sipping on a specialty craft cocktail from the comfort of your couch (there’s even a snazzy light show while you wait). $475

PLUNGE ALL-IN

The purported benefits of cold plunge therapy (i.e. immersing your body in frigid water for a short period of time, typically between three and six minutes) are generous: boost healing and immunity, decrease inflammation, improve sleep, stimulate your metabolism, and so forth. This premium smart tank brings the experience into the home, cooling the water down to 37 degrees F via its corresponding app, while ozone sanitation ensures the frosty waters remain clean and clear. Include the heater add-on to enjoy hot tub benefits, too. $8,990

YELLOW LEAF HAMMOCK THRONE

Few activities are more relaxing than lounging in a hammock, the sun kissing your skin as you drift into an afternoon nap. This handsome version from the Cali-based hammock kings neatly tucks into a corner, taking up a fraction of traditional real estate via a 46-inch diameter (vertical hammocks stretch between 168-180 inches). The swanky swing features the brand’s proprietary Weightless Weave construction, hand-made in Thailand from 2.5 miles of super soft yarn, while the maple wood frame hails from western New York. $3,999

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