COOL CAMOUFLAGE PRINT CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES WILL SUBVERT ALL OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS (AND HOPEFULLY EXCEED THEM), UTILIZING A TYPICALLY TACTICAL DESIGN PATTERN IN NEW AND EXCITING WAYS

BY MATTHEW MIZRACH

RRL Camo Umbrella
Let April’s showers do their absolute worst when you’re prepped with this chic camo cloaked umbrella from RRL, made with an unexpectedly lightweight carbon fiber frame that is still sturdy enough for powerful gusting winds. $165, ralphlauren.com

Valentino Men’s Multi Camo Polo Shirt
Loud pops of multicolor print distinguish this otherwise classic polo tee, envisioned by the masters at Valentino. Pair with your choice of jeans or shorts, and avoid tucking in by any means necessary. $750, neimanmarcus.com

ATM Camo Slub Long Sleeve Henley
Fabricated from a comfy and lightweight cotton material, this all over camo long sleeve is a smart option for those in between spring days that still tote the chill. Part of Anthony Thomas Melilo’s newest essentials collection. $105, bloomingdales.com

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Christian Louboutin Men’s Louis Junior Camo Print Sneakers
Awaken your inner rockstar with these spiked cap sneaks, featuring an unexpected side print in metallic camo and gorgeous snake embossed trim. Made in Italy entirely from suede and faux leather. $895, christianlouboutin.com

Moncler Men’s Basile Camo Logo Slide Sandals
Slip into something a little more fashionable with these open toe slides from Moncler, featuring a stylish logo embossed strap and a super comfortable padded and molded footbed. $240, neimanmarcus.com

Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Self Winding Chronograph
This robust 44mm stainless steel model packs a walloping punch, sporting a unique camo strap that elevates the art of manliness to the uppermost echelon of fashion ability. The piece also marks the debut of Audemar’s khaki ceramic bezel. $34,800, materialgood.com

Valentino Distressed Camo Cargo Jean Shorts
Distressed cargo and a washed out all over print check all of the trendsetting boxes for daytime casual during the warmer days of spring. Front cargo pockets and back snap flaps make for secure and easy access to your daily essentials. $990, valentino.com

Giuseppe Zanotti Cohen
A camouflage effect technical fabric, a black rubber signature, and an effortlessly hip black leather visor all add up to a visually arresting interpretation of the standard ballcap. $450, giuseppezanotti.com